make your vote~:
a) Michael Phelps winning each and EVERY medals there ever will be at this Olympics.
b) Michael Phelps finally PROVEN by a team of leading scientists to be Not a human, but infact belong to a species of Fishes that look and walk and (Do i have to mention the word Swim?) so much like a human!
c) U.S.A leading 2/3 of the time during the girls-team-gymast and FINALLY handed the Gold medal to the Chinese on a golden-platter (no puns intended) by falling flat on their feet so Hard and so many times in their last performance, (that during that time the U.S.Geographical survey thought that another major earthquakes must have just taken place in China!) , and then go on to blame the whole chinese race of looking so youthful and having a gene that actually age much slower than the TV-couching, burger-chomping Nation of America~~~
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