Which is the best ? - Large Kebab Roll vs 1/4 lb cheeseburger with fries vs Small Pizza.... continued?

Question

vs doner meat n chips vs Fish n Chips vs Steak n Kidney Pie n Chips vs Fried Chicken wings n chips vs 3 big lamb samosas with chutney/sauce vs Fillet O Fish burger with fries vs anything I havent mentioned which should be in this list.

So, you've been out on a pub crawl, where ever it may be in good old England, you're with a few of your mates (either with the lads or the girls) , and you're dying for a bite.

Which one appeals to you in that list and which is the winner for you ?

Answer 1

meat n chips loads of vinegar and garlic sauce

Answer 2

The one that doesn't leave too much of a mess in your jacket pocket , where some of it will end up and remain until you sober up and remember where you put it, or it gives you an unwelcome shock the week after.

Answer 3

Large Donna Kebab with cheesy chips.

Answer 4

Fried Chciken and Chips... total drunk weakness