Which is the best shampoo for zeppelins?

Question

must be capable of withstanding headwinds up to 30 knots, and aerobatics 6G (+) and 2G (-)

Answer 1

Ask Led Zeppelin!

Answer 2

Zeppelins don't do aerobatics.  The best non-aerobatic shampoo is Prell.  Remember the commercial with the pearl falling through the shampoo?  That's how we know.

Plus you get a bulk discount, which is good, because airships use hundreds of gallons.

Answer 3

Vosene.

Answer 4

Well, maybe Zep & Headellins, or maybe not.

I feel if I answer this question honestly, I will be subject to harsh criticism for no reason whatsoever, beleaguered by non-colleagues, pasteurized, homogenized, folded, spindled and mutilated, so I'll pass on this one like an Audi A6 on the autobahn...

Answer 5

Depends on whether the zeppelin has dry or oily hair or dandruff.

Answer 6

Hi

Shampoo for the Zepp!

We always found that gorilla snot was good for adhering to the fabric of the zepps and it used to keep the silk shine quite well also it was only after continuous barrel rolls that this would erode off the nose cone .

For the main body of the zepp a good rub down by hand of course with essence of gnat pee milked on the full moon cycle is best this will help in the aerodynamics of the turns you wish to make

Hope this helps

Answer 7

Pantene.

Answer 8

Reference this page on proper Zeppelin hair care http://nymag.com/beauty/features/42034/

Answer 9

OMG! Never, ever, shampoo your zeppelin!

Not only will this void the factory warranty, but all shampoos leave an invisible film build-up that increases friction, particularly to headwinds, and degrades aerobatic performance. If you must clean your zeppelin, use only rainwater, collected in an FZA (Federal Zeppelin Authority) approved cistern, properly filtered to remove atmospheric ozone. Apply only with camel’s hair brushes in alternating clockwise and counter-clockwise rotations (wax on, wax off – ref. Karate Kid) from stem to stern, top to bottom, and to both sides of the keel. Rinse thoroughly and dry before attempting maneuvers.

Answer 10

Just when I thought I've seen all the stupid questions....this pops up

Answer 11

Pert Plus

Answer 12

Vidal Balloon

Answer 13

Zeppelins are big so I use Suave  it is the cheapest I can find . I do not think my Zeppelin can pull 6 Gs maybe like 1/4 G

Answer 14

Herbal Essence - Shimmer and Shine.

Answer 15

head & shoulders