Which is the best way to stop midgets getting into my garden

Question

sorry midges

Answer 1

there is no way, but if you want to sit out and not get bitten use insect repellant candles or citronella candles keeps them away.

Answer 2

Rabid Rabbits!

Answer 3

Hold auditions for a new Austin Powers movie in another part of town.

Answer 4

You can't especially if you grow dwarf marigolds as they are attracted to them.

Answer 5

High wall - no gate or ladders should do it. But you'll likely get done for discrimination!

Answer 6

Put a 'gnome sweet gnome' sign in your neighbours

Answer 7

if you find the answer to that one please let us all know  

Answer 8

I think you are a very smart guy to get this passed the yahoo boffins,and i'll answer your first question an electric fence.ha-ha.quality.

Answer 9

You cannot.  Unless you keep everything warm blooded (including yourself and the midgets) out.  They are a close relative of the mosquito, and only the females bite, they are after blood.  They breed by the million anywhere there is stagnant water and boggy ground.

Thank you for your typo, and everyone for their answers.  I really did need a good laugh.  

Answer 10

get a big dog

Answer 11

Stop taking them home with you.....

If I was able to answer this question then I would be a billionaire

Answer 12

I find that a really large dog that has been fed on oompaloopas is usually a good deterrent for this annoying problem

Answer 13

get a midget yorkshire  terrier.

Answer 14

A high wall with broken glass on top (but you could be sued if they cut their hands).

Do you want to know how to keep dwarfs out too?

Answer 15

a gun!

Answer 16

A bigger fence?

Answer 17

A short fence that their little legs will trip over. D:

Answer 18

shards of glass

barbed wire

just kidding

put up a higher fence  

Answer 19

take the gnomes out,they probably think its a tiny rave

Answer 20

I don't think you can.  

Answer 21

You cant !  If I knew the answer I would probably be very rich by now.  They breed in pools and stagant water so don't leave buckets around with water etc - avoid creating any damp swampy areas for them.  But really, nothing will keep them away completely.  When you are in your garden in the evenings you should burn citronella candles and incense sticks and wear insect repellent.  Avon's 'skin so soft' oil body spray is quite good as a repellant and leaves your skin lovely and soft !

Answer 22

umm.... put a fence up, that is if they are not wearing high heels.

Umm, why are midgets trying to hop into your garden anyway?

Answer 23

Put a tall fence around it!  

Answer 24

set a trap every night.that way words would go round in the midget community and they'll think twice before coming in to your property.