Which is the funniest/craziest/most curious saying you know of?

Question

in my language there is one which makes me laugh whenever i hear it.

translated literally it becomes 'where the devil left his flip flop'

it is used to refer to a very remote place.

well, tell me yours!

Answer 1

as nervous as a cat in a room full of rocking chairs

Answer 2

"A wet Bird never flys at night."

Answer 3

in a pinch the devil eats flies

Answer 4

shut up i like punch

Answer 5

Sunroof in spanish is "Cema Coco". Translated literally, it means "Head Scorcher". I always think its funny.

Answer 6

"Reality - What a concept!"

Robin Williams

Answer 7

gloopy soma cheresna

I have no idea what it means.