Which is the morality which best suites the party?

Question

What are the moral options open to the average Briton today?

Answer 1

There once was a girl from Spokane

Whose verses just never would scan

When told this was so

She said "Yes, I know -

It's because I have this habit of trying to fit as many words into the last line as I possibly can."

Answer 2

A policeman from Lewisham junction

Whose organ had long ceased to function

Deceived his poor wife

For the rest of her life

By intelligent use of his truncheon

Answer 3

I know!  I know!

Do the right thing.

Do the wrong thing.

Answer 4

This question is in general US dining out. Usually folks want restaurant answers. I am deeply confused.