Which is the road Valhalla ?

Question

Which is the road Valhalla ?

Answer 1

Ask the Valkyries.  

Answer 2

Trust in Thor

He will show you the true path to Valhalla

Answer 3

Turn left after Albuquerque.

Answer 4

hold on, i will pray to Odin and ask Him to tell us mortals

Odin answers

Äsch ye dödlig JAG odin av valhalla hälsa du , du fråga om stig till valhalla bara visdomen om gods vilja veta visdomen så pass jag plocka min öga ute för stian är skräp med kropp dö bort mannen lukten av strid den väg är smal , få gå in bli trotsa dödlig

i have no idea what that means, maybes i should pluck my eye out like the Almighty Odin

Answer 5

"We both must pass from earth away,

Valhalla's joys to see,

And if I wander there today,

Tomorrow may fetch thee."

So, all things considered, I reckon it's the one in the opposite direction to the road to Amarillo.

Answer 6

Bifrost... oh wait that is a bridge.

May all your battles go well, brother.

Odin, the one true god.

Answer 7

Die in battle, that's the only way you'll find it...  

Answer 8

ask max payne.

Answer 9

The Road to Valhalla?  Wasn't that an old Bob Hope and Bing Crosby movie?  

Answer 10

Considering the fact there is a town in upstate New York called Valhalla and I live in Queens New York, you might want to go to mapQuest. It might be Interstate 95.