Which is worse, Latin or Greek?

Question

Someone pass the hemlock, please,

Plato sounds like Socrates.

Who hates Latin-- who hates Greek,

And's sick of everything antique?

`De Bellis' were Caesar's pride--

Three cheers, Roman regicide!

Zeus struck long-winded Homer's eyes

For his boring tawdry lies:

While true that `Helen' smiled on Troy,

Truly, Hellen was a boy.

The Parthenon's exploded shell

Would have housed the Elgin marbles well.

I hate Latin, I hate Greek;

I hate everything antique!

Answer 1

greek is better..,.

Answer 2

Neither nor not any ewwww, cant make my mind up---lol I like the French language!  Your poem was unique!  Cheers!!

Answer 3

I love Latin, was fortunate to take it high school.  It is the one subject that I have consistantly used in just about everything I've ever done.

And this poem is a scream.  Amo, Amas, Amat!

Answer 4

Ha!  That's awesome - this definitely (to a degree) shows your experience with, not only the culture, but the mythology;)

If it's not too much trouble: http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

Answer 5

haha nice!

Answer 6

Great!  Most enjoyable poem.  They're both equal.