Which meat on a stick do you recommend from the roadside cart???

Question

And how can I tell the difference between dog and rat?

Answer 1

I just bought an oozing open bedsore from him.

It was in his Clearanced markdown -markdown last offer special of the day bin that was left in the hot sun in Quang Bihn on a roadside cart in the middle of a heatwave.

Dogs have more fat on them.

Answer 2

Rat is tougher and mostly dark meat. I recommend jungle rat on a stick with mustard.

Answer 3

Hafta go w/ corndogs at the State Fair...w/ spicy mustard, of course.

Answer 4

Well they both have fleas and eat garbage. But the rats have more meat on smaller bones. In any case, I seriously hope you've been vaccinated against...well everything.

Answer 5

Definitely squirrel, make sure it's rabid. Tastes better that way.

And the dog probably has little dead fleas on it. Also tasty.

~~Ali. :)

Answer 6

Go for the smooth skinned meatballs, really tasty. But unless you really love spicy, don't let them dip it in the sauce. That stuff will smoke your gonads. Oh and traveller tip, never ask what something is made of, just remember if you liked it or not.

Answer 7

Rat is kinda cone shaped. It's like eating meat-flavored ice cream.

Answer 8

Rat on a stick is a bit more tender if grilled to perfection

Answer 9

Viet Cong is delightful especially with a little agent orange

Answer 10

the cockroach

its wonderful with a bit of fish sauce and a side of bat

Answer 11

I would recommend the spider monkey washed down with some Quang Dang Sweet Poontang over ice.  Very tasty and refreshing.

You can tell the difference between dog and rat by the size of the s*****g.