Which of the following is the best to eat..........?

Question

which of these would you prefer to eat? sunflower seeds, mud, dust, crayons, ear wax polish or bird poo

(funny answers prefered please!!!)

Answer 1

my partner must eat bird poo as only s**t comes out of his mouth every time he talks

Answer 2

Oh DopeyDawn! You are a riot! I am going to have to go with sunflower seeds myself. Bird poo? What the???

Answer 3

Defiantly the sunflower seeds, I don't want to get sick with a third- world-country disease. It's the only thing on that list, that I would ever eat, or even prefer to for that matter.

Answer 4

haha...sunflower seeds are the only thing on the list I have eaten and prefer to eat

sorry i'm not funny

Answer 5

Funny answers?  This is NOT comedy central....

Answer 6

sun flower seeds

Answer 7

I remember when I was little I liked to eat dirt, it's not in your list, but maybe it qualify as mud because , U know 'the saliva' and all , sorry kind of gross lol.

Answer 8

ermmm... my course mate seems to enjoy eating her own ear wax, so i reckon it must be harmless to your body, at least.

Answer 9

You must be bored!

Answer 10

I would shave the crayons and melt them in a double boiler, whisk in the bird poo and ear wax and continue mixing this on high speed for about 5 minutes - then fold in the mud, sprinkle with the dust and then using a spoon, place two ounce portions into a fluted glass and top with sunflower seeds. Serve warm with a glass of Champagne.

The perfect dessert for those that you love.

Bon Appetite

Answer 11

thats easy...ear wax...it's really tasty and healthy