a.) A Kinsman - As the saying goes, if they call themselves the Kinsmen, they are not your kin.
b.) A Rotarian - They have a lot of the big wheels in town, and they can send a barrel of lies and trouble rolling your way.
c.) A Knight of Columbus - If the Knights of Columbus send you to Disney World in one of their raffles, don't go on the rides (better yet, don't take the trip).
d.) An Optimist - Their tricks leave few optimists among those who do not belong to them.
e.) A Shriner - The animal abusers are getting pretty teetery on their mopeds, but rumour has it that the younger ones on the rise are called the h**l's Angels.
f.) None of the above!
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