Which of these environmental alternatives is better?

Question

I need to know which of these I should do. What's better? What's worse? Why? I'll let you folks decide this one. I'm going to do one of two things, which do you prefer? Which ever gets more votes, that's the one I will do.

1) Dump that drum of used motor oil into the pond of the nature preserve behind my house because it's getting in the way in my garage

2) Take down that local cougar and her cubs because they keep encroaching on my property and keep threatening my dog's life

You folks can pick.

Answer 1

Would you rather be boiled in oil or skinned alive?

So the obvious answer to your question and mine is, neither!

Answer 2

I really hope you're kidding, because both of these things are so wrong.  Here's some safe (and legal) solutions to both problems:

There are places that recycle used motor oil, some charge others don't.  Even the ones that charge, the fee is a lot less than the fine for dumping it in the pond.

Call the forest service or fish and game to have the cougar and her cubs relocated.  There is no charge for this.

Answer 3

If you don't give a ****, then join the rest of your d**k Cheney buddies and finish destroying America for selfish reasons.  However you probably just think your being cute. Also you need to learn how to use the English language better. Those two scenarios are not "environmental alternatives", but destructive behaviors you are willing to enact on your own region.

Answer 4

Everyone who gets offended by this is actually guilty of the very things you propose.  Oil drips out of their car drain plug onto the highway and it eventually gets washed off into natural streams, and when was the last time you saw someone give up their home for restoration of its grounds to pre human conditions?

Answer 5

f*****k your dog!! That is why people like you shouldn't repopulate the earth. You have no reason for being here except taking up resources.  The cougar has more of a right to be here then your G O D D A M N piece of S H I T  dog! You make me sick.

Answer 6

3. Realize that your life has been a waste, you live in a dump and all the nasty animals are coming to get you and only you.  Then turn the gun on yourself.

Answer 7

Well you've shown how easy it is to p**s off liberal hippies.  Ha ha.. I applaud you.  I vote for pouring the used motor oil on the cougar and her cubs and lighting it on fire.  Kill two birds with one stone.