Which of these is the better heaven?

Question

A BEER VOLCANOS AND COCA COLA FLOODS CANDY TREES AND 500 WIVES

B REJOICING WITH THE LORD

C SLEEPING

Answer 1

A would have too many hangovers, and your teeth would rot, causing all 500 wives to nag you to the dentist in unison. B would be way too unpredictable, so I'll go with C.

Answer 2

If you kept yourself 'pure' until marriage and only stayed with that one person, trust me, you can't handle 500 women.

I vote D - transcendent energy being.

Answer 3

C....by default.

Answer 4

Sleeping.  

500 wives?  Are you nuts?  Try finishing an argument with them.  Try to answering a question with a simple answer and watch all of them dissect your answer to make something out of nothing.  The s*x, yeah great, but I mean, c'mon, what if they are all moody at the same time?  That'd be crazy.  I'd rather take just one woman of every race.  A nice red head.  2 blonds. Five raven-haired with lovely accents.  A lovely Nubian.  7 hot Latinas.  One freaky Asian.  But 500 wives, you are nuts, man.  Or just one, a combination of them all handing out snickers and Twix bars with root beer soda, lol.  

Answer 5

C, but when you die, if you get a choice between going regular heaven or "pie heaven," choose pie heaven. It may be a trick, but if it's not...mmm, boy!

Answer 6

You think you can handle 500 women?  

Answer 7

All of them sound a bit lame, so I suppose I'd go with sleeping.  At least that way I may not even been aware of how boring it is.

Answer 8

I would go with A minus the 500 wives.

Answer 9

I'll take D: Flying around in space as fast as I want to, being able to Tyme travel with a fully loaded iPod.

Answer 10

Choose B, FTW.   Come on...you know that God has to be an excellent host. A clam and lobster bake by the ocean [or wherever you choose], plenty of wine, and lively conversation.    

Answer 11

Sleeping sounds nice