Which one do i eat?

Question

my left index finger tastes better than the right one, but im left handed, i would have to change my writing hand.

which one should i eat?

Answer 1

right hand

Answer 2

your pinky toe would better than those choices, you don't really need it too much

Answer 3

whattt the fuckkkk

Answer 4

eat with right hand. coz right hand contains enzymes that can work to help on better digestion (especially on the first 3 fingers from the thumb), though they're not as tasty as the left. even in life, not all nice things are happiness, they can even be disasters at the latter. plus, it won't be that nice to eat and clean your bladder using the same side of hand.

Answer 5

You should eat a... chicken finger and keep the ones you were born with for they are an asset to you.  Ask your doctor this question so he can get you medication for a better diet.

Answer 6

You are better off eating your toe, it wont be missed!!

Answer 7

Maybe you can buy an index finger off of someone who was born with more than 5 digits on their left hand and wants to monetize their fortune.

Answer 8

wow - tough one. i think there's pros to both. obviously, eating the right index finger would allow you to keep writing with your left. but this is the computer age. you probably type a lot more than you write. i say go for it with the left. it tastes better, and you could use a bit of tape or a rubberband or something to hold that pencil there if you really had to.