Which part-time jobs would WalMart assign each of these candidates?

Question

Where would the store manager assign the fellows?

Answer 1

Neither one would be hired because they are both under qualified for any job at Wal Mart.

Answer 2

I am sure that John McCain would be the perfect greeter, guiding you to the rows of gleaming shopping carts.

Guessing Obama would be middle management shill for the corporation, in between sorting pop cans and planning a union takeover.

Answer 3

McCain would be a greeter and

would be assigned to the pet

supplies section.

She is out, but Hillary would have

been fantastic at the snack bar

dept. Interesting to think were big

celebrities would be assigned if

the had to work for a living.