Which presidential canidate would you prank, and which prank would you use?

Question

I'd ding dong ditch either one, or put super glue on a toilet.

Yes, it's terribly immature, blah blah blah.

Answer 1

I would call John Mc Cain and say " YOU HAVE A COLDASAC HAIRLINE."

Answer 2

I would call John McCain and tell him has 3 months to live.

Too bad it would probably be true.

Answer 3

I'd just say something intelegent to Barack Obama. That'll leave him like a deer stareing into the headlights.