I was going to say "women are the worst drivers ever" but now to think of it, most women are expert drivers from some experience.
I live here in Massachusetts and we have THE WORST DRIVERS EVER! They absolutely cannot drive!
To them, this is what the traffic signs and signals mean:
STOP SIGN: Just kinda stop and keep moving; don't bother looking left or right.
GREEN LIGHT: Hit the accelerator to 80 mph.
YELLOW LIGHT: Move faster, before it turns red!
RED LIGHT: If no ones looking, go through it.
PEDESTRIAN CROSS WALK (these are the yield signs on some crosswalks that you MUST stop to): Who the h**l cares? I've got a dentist appointment! Must go faster!
SPEED LIMIT: Does anyone pay attention to these? 35 mph? Nah, I think I'll go 80!
OBEYING THE 2 SECOND RULE BEHIND ANOTHER CAR: C'mon man! MOVE THAT PIECE OF JUNK OUT OF THE WAY NOW! (yes I've heard people like that scream out of the window, it's annoying as h**l when you're trying to obey the limit and people behind you honk like a bunch of morons).
I mean I could go on and on and on! Anyone disagree with me? Which state do you think sucks at driving? God, sometimes I feel like I'm the only one who can drive on the road...
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