Which style is better and more likely to win?

Question

Bullshitsu or tongue fu?

Answer 1

I am actually going to answer you seriously. moron.

Both martial arts have their good and bad points and it doesnt ever really come down to which martial art you do but how smart you are and how much heart you have.

Now in your case I am finding it hard to believe you would be smart, or have much heart for anything but yourself, but would love to show you what my 15 years of Bullshitsu can do to your attitude.  

Answer 2

how bout both cause they both could beat your dumb ***

Answer 3

with that outfit? depends on the mood! ;)

Answer 4

You should let me try some tongue fu on you.  Or I can take a shitsu on you.  Then we'll clear this mess up.  Or make more mess.

Answer 5

I dislike you now... How do you like that?! HAHAHA!!!

Answer 6

Well, my mother in law is famous for her bullshitsu, but has NEVER won !  We're always able to pin her down on one of them :)