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Which town or city would you say is the 'Chav' capitol of England?

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Which urban area in England do you find low-rent whites in the greatest proportion of their local populations?

What town, neighbourhood or city do you find synonymous with the word Chavs?

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  1. Basildon

    Basildon is the world's foremost fashion capital outside of Paris, Milan and Bolton. Frequently referred to as "The Jewel of Essex" or "Bas Vegas", Basildon's place in history was secured upon being named capital of the break-away republic of Chavland.

    Basildon's population is made up largely of chavs. Most grown females are single mothers (the majority of mothers with children are under 18), therefore any straight male in the area has only entered to pay his maintenance money before quickly leaving.


  2. There's no doubt that Croydon either is the Chav capital of England or very soon will be.  The place is over run with chavs, everywhere you go.

    I was standing at a bus stop the other day, mostly hidden by a timetable I was looking at; when a chav in some absurd modded loser-mobile with obligatory pounding music and stupid spinning hub caps, pulls up opposite and shouts "t**t" at me.

    I was quite non plussed and had to look around to see if it was actually me he shouted at, but the street was empty.

    Thus reassured that it was indeed me I immediately felt the urge to explain to him, in no uncertain terms that morons driving around in cars that look like they came from Toys R Us and shouting abuse at complete strangers, more closer fit the definition of "t**t" than people minding their business at bus stops.

    Naturally I was unable to do this because in the half second it took to register this the prick had driven off.

    Which leads me to the question. Why are chavs only hard when:

    a) theyre in a car driving away

    b) they and their sad mates outnumber the non chav at least 5 to 1.

    c) theyre winding up people they know wont / cant challenge them.

    Google Search - chavs

    http://www.google.com/search?sourceid=na...


  3. Hastings. It is the ASBO capital of the south coast.

    It is the last stop on the line for crack heads who have screwed up elsewhere, they all end up in Hastings. There is nowhere for them to go after there.

  4. Most cities i would say have an area which is the 'chav' part then in other area of the same city can be quite nice lol x

  5. Barnsley !

  6. Hull. I'd say there are definately more Chavs up North than down South.  

  7. Anywhere with a McDonalds.  If there is a McDonalds, KFC and Burger King in the same street then you know you are in the heart of chavland!

    What do you say when you meet a chav?  Large mac and fries please.

    What is a female chav wearing lots of bling and a white track suit called?  The bride.

  8. Sheffield according to us at work lol

  9. Doncaster,

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