Which way up is New Zealand? We are going there in Dec. and want to know if we have to put our hat on feet?

Question

Which way up is New Zealand? We are going there in Dec. and want to know if we have to put our hat on feet?

Answer 1

do we laugh now?

Answer 2

you could put your hat on your feet, but you may find socks more appropriate.

Answer 3

Sounds like your hat is already on your feet. By the way take your hat off your feet  and listen for a sec New Zealand is not in Australia.

Answer 4

Better keep your seat belt on tight, the inverted landing can be rough. Are you for real ??????????????

Answer 5

sh*t some people come up with a lot of c**p like you!

Answer 6

Great place New Zealand - really nice people too.  They would even put up  with d**k heads like you.  Seems to me that you don't know the difference between up and down, so you probably wont be able to find your way there anyway.

Answer 7

Many of the locals think they live somwhere just off the UK mainland anyway and of course most Americans would agree on the basis that it is outside the US so who cares, it must be a security risk so any disguise is a good one.

Answer 8

umm... why are you asking new zealand questions in the australia forum?  and i'm wondering why you are looking at travelling to new zealand if you want to put your hat on your feet?!  you probably could get away with it but you would get a lot of strange looks :).  hehehe.

new zealand is just like every other country on earth.  their humans are just like humans everywhere else on the earth.  they walk on their feet, and wear hats on their heads.  they aren't mutants or anything!

Answer 9

No sweety; you don't wear your hat on your feet.  You wear jandles; go tramping, and (hopefully) a Kea will teach you that Kiwis are not to be messed with.

Answer 10

Of course you can put your hat on your feet.  New Zealanders are very tolerant of idiots.