Which would taste better?

Question

Hey

We talked in history class about the satire "The Modest Proposal" written by Jonathan Swift in 1729 about the consumption of "child meat"

Just curious:

Which "part" of the child would taste best when roasted?

Would a boy or girl test better?

At what age should the child be slaughtered for his/her meat?

NO! I AM NOT A CANNIBAL!!!!!!!!

Thanks!

Answer 1

The younger the better, older animals the meat get tough. Think veil.  

Girls would taste better they have a slightly hight fat content, this adds to the taste.

As to which parts, well ribs are always good, but my guess would be thigh meat of a roast baby, hum!  (Fat b*****d from Austin Powers "I want to eat your baby")

You would want them to develop some muscle so you would need them to age at least to the ability to crawl for a couple of months. so 12 to 18 months.

I hope you don't have and younger brother or sisters, baby sit or any kids of your own....

Answer 2

Nice try. But you are obviously not telling the truth about being a cannibal.

backstrap

boy or girl before puberty, doesn't matter

4 or 5.

salt, pepper

Pinot Noir

Answer 3

well thats a verry interesting question       ok so scinc im not a cannibal either im just guessing that      a fat twelve year old boy would taste better   cuse they have more meat on there bones  lol             this  is a weird awnser        but it goes with ure weird question i guess          lol