White, British, Upper Middle-Class, Protestant, raised in Esher, Educated at Oxford: What else can you infer..

Question

..about a single woman of 23 who matches these demographis provided.

If you had to make a few guesses about her lifestyle, her tastes, her ambitions, her politics, where she might have attended secondary school, the type of people she might associate with, what London area nightspots and restaurants she might frequent, or any other facet of her essence just from the brief description I gave, what else would you surmise about this woman?

A few more bits of info. Father may have been a surgeon, a barrister, or a judge. She has 2 or 3 siblings. Raised in a comfortable home with a traditional English upbringing.

What more can you tell me about this woman just from my description? How do you picture this fictional character?

Answer 1

very posh, s****., looks down on people, clever, associates with similar people - struggles to get on with 'normal' people.

just assumptions, of course.

Answer 2

I went to college in Weybridge just a stones throw away.

She will almost certainly know how to ride a horse.

She is also likely to be very open-minded, enjoys skinny-dipping, has done some voluntary work in Africa and travelled far and wide.  She has a taste for a bit of rough and has had a minor brush with the law, associating maybe with a drug dealer.

In order to finance her lifestyle, a family friend has got her a job with an art dealer or a merchant bank.

She is not greatly religious or spiritual and will go to church at Christmas to please her family...

She is a supporter of David Cameron, has little time or understanding of New Labour, and is sympathetic to the LibDems and the Greens but doesn't think they'll do anything.

Answer 3

I would imagine her name is something like Araminta, known to her friends as Minty. Meet a h***s Angel in a Soho nightclub and, just to p**s her daddy off, plans to marry him. Spends summers in Nice at daddy's house, sailing on his yacht. Takes lots of drugs but during the day appears to be just a very nice girl. Flits from job to job in PR Marketing and Property. Oh - I know her............

Answer 4

She has friends who think socialism is too too awful and who are called Barnabas, Tamsin and Jocasta.

She reads the Mail as it reflects her values, is deeply reacionary but with a liberal veneer.

Her first sexual experience was to spread cake mix on her gusset and get her labrador to l**k it off. She thinks Boris Johnson is intelligent and does not like music very much but goes to Cornbury and Womad festivals where she tries to boss the stewards into putting her tent up for her. She would like the loos there to be designated as men and women only and hates the common oiks in these festies who sit around being loud and drinking out of cans. Needs a baseball bat in the face really.

Answer 5

At least one abortion, bisexual, bad teeth.

Answer 6

Pony Club ,Horsey teeth, Banned from Gymkhanas for over enthusiastic Pony "washing". Nearly lost her Virginity to the Beaufort Pack, rescued in the nick of time, by the Master of Hounds, and a Whipper in,Sent Back to School, resumed her Nighttime Hobby of teaching the other Girls the delights of Electric Toothbrushes, and Cunnilingus. Hopes to marry chinless inbred Dimwit,With a nice big Pile in,say Wiltshire, and live out Her married life avoiding getting pregnant,and looking forward to a long and Fusty Widowhood, making Jam, and organising Tombolos.

Drug of choice, Pink Gin, and / or Pimms.

Answer 7

She's a wasp. Probably a big bondage queen.

Answer 8

probably a reactionary with liberal posturing.

Answer 9

Probably a free thinking spirit who dosn`t give a flying f**k what anyone thinks about her.  Go for it.