White people:: Would you move to Zimbabwe for a million bucks?

Question

White people:: Would you move to Zimbabwe for a million bucks?

Answer 1

Only if I can be guaranteed to use my money to go back to the States. Why would anybody want to move there right now?

Answer 2

Can I just own a second home there that I never actually live in?

Answer 3

No.  I don't care to live outside the US, it doesn't matter what the country is.

Answer 4

Ha-ha-ha. You must be joking.

I live in South Africa. Most of Zimbabwe's citizens are already in my country. Why would I go and stay in a place that they are all running away from?

I might do it for a billion, but in American dollars, not Zim dollars.

Answer 5

Only if it were in US dollars, even British pounds or anything else worth a million dollars.

And I could move back out of the country on the next aeroplane out...

I'm not stupid enough to want to get myself beaten the cr*p out of!