An Architect, Math teacher, and construction worker are arguing over who's dog is the smartest.
The math teacher calls his dog, who's name is square root, he places five cookies on the ground, "what is 5 minus 3.5" he asks, the dog pushes 1 cookie to the side, and divides one cookie exactly down the middle and pushes half over to the other cookie to equal 1.5.
Thats nothing the architect says, he calls his dog, who's name is corner stone "show them what you can do corner stone" .The dog takes a piece of paper in his paws..and folds it into an exact replica of the sears tower.
Pfffffft..the construction worker mocks... he calls his dog, who's name is ralph, "show them what you can do ralph" , Ralph.. eats the cookies, craps on the paper... has s*x with the other two dogs..claims he hurt his back in the process and takes two weeks off on workman's comp.
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