Who's going to win the fist-fight: Dubya or Old Half-Dead?

Question

McCain worked himself up into a lather over the prospect of negotiations with Iran. Now Dubya has sent Condi to tango with the Islamic Republic. We all know there's going to be a fist-fight. What we don't know is: Who will win?

Answer 1

This is Bush's dream.  Back in the day, Old Half-Dead was a bad a$$ naval pilot with chicks up the wazoo.  Dubya was then Double-yew, a Yale Cheerleader who dated The Librarian.  But now Bush has perfected a Texas accent, runs around on a ranch he bought just before running for governor of Texas, and can still raise his arms above his head.  He literally hated kissing McCain on the top of his million-year old head because it showed the world what an East Coast pu$$y he was.  Bush cannot wait for the opportunity to bitchslap Old Half-Dead twenty or thirty times and then run away before the old coot realizes what happened to him.

Answer 2

That would be AWESOME on 'Celebrity Death match'  Dubya would have to win!

Answer 3

i don't like him...but my money's on the cowboy.

Answer 4

Iran won't negotiate with the USA, specially not with Bush and Rice. The US clowns are allowed to respectfully listen to the negations with the Europeans from the last row.

Answer 5

I wouldn't be too happy about Bush's willingness to negotiate. Whenever he has negotiated, with any foreign country, he has opened up the checkbook and signed on the dotted line.

I don't mean to suggest that the USA shouldn't negotiate with foreign governments. I mean to say that the Bush administration doesn't know how to do it. Maybe that's why they only do it when their backs are against the wall.

I'm concerned that Bush is more concerned about his legacy, at this point. Than he is with negotiating on behalf of the USA.

Desperation does not make us strong.