Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Question

Who's leg do you have to hump to get a dry martini around here?

Answer 1

the name is bond, james bond.  he hogs 'em all

Answer 2

You don't gotta hump a leg here just ask. Do you want it shaken or stirred? Grey Goose, Kettle One or Belvedere. Olive or onion? I like martinis.

Answer 3

My cat's leg.  He makes the best dry gin martinis.

Answer 4

Lois'.  But you'd enjoy that wouldn't you?

Answer 5

stick with beer. no leg humping involved!

Answer 6

Amy's..../\ lol. blah... dirty martini? would you liket that shaken or stirred?

Answer 7

Mine, no I like mine dirty(get it,like with olive juice)

Answer 8

Oh brian...