Who's line is it anyway ?

Question

answers A1 A2 etc

1 things you must not say after you been struck my lightning

2 what einsten said when he made love to his wife

3 what laurel said to hardy when someone blew one off

4 what charlie chaplin said when he had a bad dream about sound

5 what the ghostbusters said when they saw hitlers ghost

Answer 1

Here's another reason why mental health patients should only have monitored access to the internet.

Answer 2

A1: "Lightning never strikes the same spot twice!..."

A2: "Das ist gut, ja?"

A3: "Did you say something?"

A4: "That was scary."

A5: "Hot d**n, that is one ugly lookin ghost!" ?...

sorry bout the last ones, I could only think of 1 good one... :-)