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Who's the ugliest playier in the NHL?

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There's a lot of ugly guys in the league but I thought of a few that really stick out. There's Ian Laperriere & Adam Foote with their screwed up noses, Darren McCarty, and Kristian Huselius has always scared me with those eyes for some reason.

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  1. Before he retired, Mike Ricci.

    Also, Michael Handzus, pre-haircut.


  2. Ricci (retired)

    http://cache.daylife.com/imageserve/037P...

    http://images.tsn.ca/images/stories/2006...

    http://cdn.nhl.com/photos/mugs/8450817.j...

    http://www.ededition.com/blogpics/ricci....

    http://meltyourfaceoff.files.wordpress.c...

  3. I haven't seen many pretty Hockey Hall of Fame players. Okay, Wayne is the only one. Oh Sorry Mario too.

    It's not a needed prerequisite for the make-up and the movie cameos for hockey players.

    Sacrifice your body to make your name...

  4. Oh man, I wasn't sure who I was gonna say, 'til I saw that collection of Ricci photos above..

    He was already in my top 5 for sure, but that clinched it.. especially the first photo where he has that demonic look in his eye.

    Grats to Ricci, the ugly champ.

  5. Mike Ricci, that's for sure.

  6. Ryan Miller is literally a chimp

    http://i176.photobucket.com/albums/w171/...

    The rest of the traditionally "ugly" guys I think could find their niche. Brind'amour doesn't bother me but he wouldn't turn my head, McCarty would be fine, maybe even attractive-ish, if he had his teeth, and Mike Ricci would have all the European ladies crawling on him if he were an Icelandic metal singer. Again, its his messed up teeth and the fact that he seems to have aged poorly...but hey, he has a woman, its all good in the hood.

    Oh, and I don't care what anybody says, Ray Emery may not physically look like eh got hit by a truck (maybe a moped?), but he's ego automatically makes him unsexy.

  7. Pascal LeClaire looks like he is from The Hills Have Eyes.

    Does Joe play in the NHL?  He'd be a lock!

  8. mccarty for sure

  9. Ryan Hollweg

    http://www.ny-rangers.de/spieler/hollweg...

  10. Tomas Holmstrom, Dominik Hasek, Darren McCarty

    The Wings have a ton of hideous players

  11. You spelled player wrong.

  12. Manny Ramirez...Oh SORRY, wrong sport!!!!  But, dang, he's ugly.

    I think all hockey players are tough and hot.

  13. Hey everybody is hawt when you do it in the dark doggie style!1!

    lol I'm tipsy!

    Brinda horsie gets my vote ..

  14. How about the ugliest still going

    http://www.nhl.cz/files/hraci/m/malkin_e...

  15. Retired Tim Hunter-

    http://cache.viewimages.com/xc/1853559.j...

  16. Sabres08 has the correct answer, Brind'Amour is not only the ugliest player in the NHL but he could make a run at "World's Ugliest Human" if there was such a contest.

    http://eyecandy.electrichyena.com/hyena0...

  17. Ricci and Ott (Ott's beard looks goofier than h**l)

  18. That's not very nice!

  19. i think all of them are

  20. Pascal LeClaire of the Blue Jackets.

  21. It's Mike Ricci.  Hands down.  Not an attractive man.  McCarty is like Halle Berry compared to him.

  22. When he has his helmet on Rob Brindamour easily looks like the missing link, when you see him in street clothes, and see his hair, that nose does not stand out so much and he is a decent looking guy, on the other hand Darren McCarthey is always ugly.

  23. Jagr

  24. Ricci was real bad.  So was Chelios.  But yeah probably McCarty.  Bad guy too.

  25. Mike Ricci looked pretty bad when he was in San Jose.

  26. Jacques Cloutier, if anyone can locate his 1991-92 Score card with the Nordiques, (back image please) he looked like a model from Project Runagay

    I can't remember a puckbunny fantasizing about Ricci but at least his wife is attractive. I used to play in a league in SJ and have been to their house.

  27. EASY ONE!

    1. KOPITAR:

    http://www.prosportsmedia.com/monarchs/n...

    2. Kessel:

    http://cdn.nhl.com/bruins/images/upload/...

    3. Horcroff

    http://graphics.fansonly.com/photos/scho...

    4. Perezogin:

    http://www.russianprospects.com/images/h...

    5. Kostytsin

    http://www.russianprospects.com/images/h...

  28. rod brindamour hands down lol

    http://www.cbc.ca/gfx/topstory/sports/br...

  29. apjagz, i actually agree with you...Love the guy, but he's not exactly what i would consider eye candy lol.

  30. c'mon heavysoviet, ricci didnt just look ugly in sj, he looked ugly everywhere. (except quebec/colorado)

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