Who Can claim to have father is a bigger piece of SH|T than mine?!at would you like to ask?

Question

My father was around to beat the crapp out me and s***w everything in a skirt while married to my Mom. On christmas eve he called up his worker and laughed MERRY CHRISTMAS YOU ARE FIRED! He had porno all over the place that he would show me.

He punched me in the face on my 13th birthday and said HAPPY BIRTHDAY in front of all my friends. He is a drinker.

He fooled around with one woman who wrote my mom and said if she doesnt leave my father she will kill herself (and the letter said my father shared that she was cold in bed) then the woman put her head in the oven but ran out of gas (d**n!)

When he had sundays to visit me *** a kid he would give me $50 and drop me off to the mall so he could pork his GFs instead.

When I had kids he had nothing to do with them . And he STILL LIVES (d**n!)

Who can beat my sperm donator of a father?

Answer 1

hmmm.....

im sry to hear that i hope your okay!

my dad didn't drink or cheat on my mom but he still wasnt the best dad..

he was kinda strict, when i wasn't doing so well in school he changed me to the junior high where he was a teacher and he would chew my *** out everyday in the morning when we would go to school and on my way back to my house. this went on for 2 years! and a half.. until  2nd semester in 9th grade and he finally gave up on me and let me go to the school i wanted too.. that year i made the Honor Roll.. haha :D

Answer 2

Nobody.

Answer 3

My dad walked out on my mum when i was like 3 days old.Never seen or heard from him since.

It doesn't come close to your dad,it's still pretty suckish though.

Answer 4

Okay, you asked.  My dad was an A.F. Reservist, so traveled abroad alot. He still talks about seeing the child prostitutes in the Phillipines. And end up with the imfamous quote,"Or that's what my buddies told me". When he was home, he couldn't keep his hands off us girls. I think the last real invasion of his hand down my pants bestowed the phrase, "Ooh! Ya got some fur down there!". By the way, mommy dearest knew. He got caught with a prostute a couple years ago (a transvestite) and :claims he was giving the He/She a ride. It's been like a joke within our family while mom turns a blind eye with her downers. Once he pulled out a pair of expensive designer jeans from the camper on his truck and offered em to my daughter...saying, "Don't know where these came from". We knew they were "hooker" pants and wondered where he must stash all the bodies.A few years back, he helped my sis move from after being evicted. He obviously came across a roll of undeveloped film. Two years or so later, he came out and asked my husband if he ever seen a true red-head and handed her some pics. My husband in disgust gave them back. They were very x*x rated pics sis had posed for. My mom just said, "Hon, how long have you had those?" Nothing more. I couldn't even tell sis, but he did one holiday when he handed em to her and said, "Merry Xmas!".....I could go, but I think you get the ...picture.