Who To Marry - Joke?

Question

There was a man who was seeing girlfriends, but did not know which one to marry. So he decided to give each one $2000 and see how each of them spent it.

The first one went out and got a total makeover with the money. She got new clothes, a new hairdo, and tells the man, “I spent the money to look pretty for you because I love you so much.”

The second one went out and bought new cell phone, a ipod, and a stereo and gave them to the man. She said, “I bought these gifts for you with the money because I love you so much.”

The third one takes the $2000 and invests it in the stock market, doubles her investment, returns the $2000 to the man and reinvests the rest. She says, “I am investing the rest of the money for our future because I love you so much.”

The man thought long and hard about how the women spent the money.

Finally, being the mere man he was, he decided to marry the one with the biggest b*****s.

Answer 1

I wouldve married the one with the most money. then took the money then divorced her. i know im evil

Answer 2

very funny. some men think that way

Answer 3

Rubbish. He marries the one who made the most money and then gets her to have a 42" breast implant. He can afford it!