Who Wants to be a Mermaid-aire?

Question

Here's how to play and win.

All you have to do is explain completely, in 13 word or less, why the h**l you'd even want to be a mermaid.

The winner will get Best Answer, a virtual fruit basket, and have their medication increased until they can look in the mirror and actually see that they DO have a mermaid's tail.

Answer 1

I want to be a mer-man  so i can mess with fisherman

Answer 2

ok, why would anyone wanna be a mermaid but if i had to be one, these would be the reasons: id scared scuba divers, eat lots of lobsters for dinner (i have no idea how i could cook them though) id swim in those coral reefs and id scare lots of people, id also swim with dolphins cause iv always wanted to do that.

Pleeeeease make mine the best answer!!!!!!            

Answer 3

I want to be a mer-man to prove that they exist, neat huh!

Answer 4

To explore the ocean floors, only one percent has been explored so far