Who can make the best short story?

Question

this short story has to include:

a missing sock

a 5 dollar note

and a half eaten hamburger

it has to be a short story and funny/interesting

it can be as out there as you want(:

have fun

Answer 1

AN HOMELESS PERSON WHOSE MISSING SOCK ENTERED WENDY's WITH $5 NOTE ORDERED HAMBURGER ATE HALF AND SAVED HALF FOR DINNER:)

wasnt that funny or intresting......someone can try better than this:)