Who can make the funniest sentences?

Question

All you have to do it just write an answer filled with TONS of funny sentences? .Such as Supa Ninja! Or You a pimpin! Credits to my cousin Sara for "creating" Supa Ninja!" Have fun!

Answer 1

how bout i will tell u a fun rap lol here goes!

short skirt

luv to flirt

mad hot

never stop

tight jeans

very mean

high class

nice ***.

Answer 2

Here are some pickup lines that made my head crack. literally.(just kidding).

Here is the site. Some of it are pretty mature...(eherm...), but everything else are good. Even if it's cheesy. Have fun!