Who can tell me a good story about what would happen if Oedupus and Cassandra started dating?

Question

I need a break...

You've got the thesis:

Include some dialogue and be descriptive.

Use any perspective you want, though try to use 1st, 2nd and 3rd, interchanging as you need.

Include thoughts and actions behind them/because of them.

Any situation, any time, any place.

If it involves an embarrassing situation involving a kebab shop owner; an Alsation dog and marmite; Space Invaders and The Fonz from Happy Days, then you get extra thumbs up from me!

Oh, did I forget to mention that it should be in the style of a period drama (like Jane Eyre or something...)?

It doesn't have to be, but it'd be nice if it was.

Be Free!

Have fun!

Answer 1

Whilst he was being riddled by the sphinx, she'd say he was going to have a spot of trouble with his parents, but he just wouldn't believe her.

Answer 2

Daft cow?   Ouch.

As for this episode on this channel..... ;-]

Cassandra would totally flip out at Oedipus' desire for mommy and would cut "it" off (yeah, that organ) out of jealousy.  Short and sweet ~ no pun intended!