Who did the chewing-gum cross the road?

Question

It was stuck to the chickens foot

LOL i find this one hilarious

Answer 1

That was a really bad joke.

Answer 2

Haha nice ;)

Answer 3

why did the chewing gum cross the road

to watch the gum ball rally

Answer 4

it was stuck to the chickens foot

Answer 5

Was it stuck to the chickens foot...?

Answer 6

Pat Buchanan:

To steal a job from a decent, hardworking American.

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Louis Farrakhan:

The road, you will see, represents the black man. The chewing-gum crossed the "black man" in order to trample him and keep him down.

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Colonel Sanders:

I missed one?

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L.A. Police Department:

Give us five minutes with the chewing-gum and we'll find out.

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Richard M. Nixon:

The chewing-gum did not cross the road. I repeat, the chewing-gum did not cross the road. I don't know any chewing-gum. I have never known any chewing-gum.

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Dr. Seuss:

Did the chewing-gum cross the road?

Did he cross it with a toad?

Yes! The chewing-gum crossed the road, but why it crossed, I've not been told!

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Ernest Hemingway:

To die. In the rain.

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Martin Luther King, Jr.:

I envision a world where all chewing-gum will be free to cross roads without having their motives called into question.

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Grandpa:

In my day, we didn't ask why the chewing-gum crossed the road. Someone told us that the chewing-gum crossed the road, and that was good enough for us.

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Aristotle:

It is the nature of chewing-gum to cross the road.

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Karl Marx:

It was a historical inevitability.

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Saddam Hussein:

This was an unprovoked act of rebellion and we were quite justified in dropping 50 tons of nerve gas on it.

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Ronald Reagan:

What chewing-gum?

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Captain James T. Kirk:

To boldly go where no chewing-gum has gone before.

Fox Mulder:

You saw it cross the road with your own eyes. How many more chewing-gums have to cross before you believe it?

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Machiavelli:

The point is that the chewing-gum crossed the road. Who cares why? The end of crossing the road justifies whatever motive there was.

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Freud:

The fact that you are at all concerned that the chewing-gum crossed the road reveals your underlying sexual insecurity.

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Bill Gates:

I have just released chewing-gum Coop 98, which will not only cross roads, but will lay eggs, file your important documents, and balance your checkbook and Explorer is an inextricable part of the operating system.

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Einstein:

Did the chewing-gum really cross the road or did the road move beneath the chewing-gum?

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Bill Clinton:

I did not cross the road with THAT chewing-gum. However, I did ask Vernon Jordan to find the chewing-gum a job in New York.

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Answer 7

You could also say How did the lolipop cross the road.

Answer 8

It was chewed on the way over lol.

Answer 9

ok? but who's chewing gum was it?

Answer 10

Don't you use that fowl language with me!

Answer 11

Stuck To The Chickens Foot

Answer 12

chickens don't normally cross the road!

So its not that funny!