More specifically, I mean the old uncle something you don't even know that you are forced to talk to at a family reunion who usually says something like, "Hey, how are you? You excited for school to start? Good, good." But what they don't know is that, for some reason, in about 1975 school, while the overall cause is still good, became a bad thing.
Other small talk lines that are simply the worst:
"So, how is everything?"
"You working right now?"
"I noticed you guys sold that black car..."
And sometimes you will get the self-centered a**-hole small talker: "So, I just finished running my fifth marathon yesterday. Yeah, it really wasn't that hard, I sprinted the whole way"
There's a reason it's called "small" talk. Because it is small, unimportant, and totally unnecessary.
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