Ok, so here we go.
January: Heath Ledger Dies
February: That satellite loses its signal, tornado outbreak
March: Snow in Texas, haha, just where I live.
April: HUGE train crash in China
May: The big Chinese earthquake, thousands dead, Myanmar cyclone
June: The calmest month
July: Bill Gates retires (What?!) Montauk monstaer discovered
August: Olympics start, causing turmoil; Russia invades Georgia (WW3?); Chupacabra captured on tape; Bigfoot body found; Bernie Mac dead; Isaac Hayes dead
And then in November OBAMA TAKES OVER THE WORLD! AHHH!
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