Who has any mermaid spells that do work?

Question

And dont say they dont exsist!

Answer 1

Oh I have one.

You have to go out into the middle of the ocean and sit there for 2 days after the 2nd day you have to say.

"Oh King Tritan, make me a mermaid."

You'll sprout red hair, a purple shell bra and a seafoam green tail!

Answer 2

I will teach you one.

READ THIS AND DO IT FOR A GOOD SPELL.

1Put boiling water in your mouth and swallow it.

2 Start screaming but not to loudly.

3cut your throat.

4You will see a mermaid god.

Answer 3

I can turn you into a mermaid.  Email me if you're interested: [e-mail]

I can't explain the details on here, though.

Answer 4

This spell really works. It makes you like one of the H2O girls. It takes about one month for a full tail to come when you touch water (even a tiny drop will change you) and about two months to get a power.

Recite:

Insouciant inclemency

Redoubtable mediocracy

Refutable humanity

Make me what I wish to be…..

A MERMAID

Witches one and witches all

Give this power to me

Repeat 10 times

Whatever you do, DO NOT SAY THIS WHILE DRY!!!!! You do not have to be in the bath, shower, pool, or ocean while you say this. Some part of you just has to be touching water. YOU DO NOT HAVE TO SAY THIS ON A FULL MOON. Just don’t look at it or you will regret looking at it (after saying the spell).

After saying this spell, you will probably have side effect(s) like singing well alot, stomachaches, achy or itchy legs, the urge to drink a lot of water, the urge to touch water/go swimming, a rash, mermaid dreams, dizzines, weakness, and the unconscious urge to keep your legs crossed or together. Sometimes your legs might even stick together.

Tail colors vary, and you do not decide what color your tail will be. You do not get to choose your power. Powers I’ve heard of are the H2O powers (heating, freezing, or shaping water), psychic powers, and telekinesis.

For this spell to work, you need to have a symbol; something that is special to you and is on your upper body (so it will still be visible when you grow a tail). It can be a necklace, a bracelet, a ring, your hair, your eyes, etc. You cannot take it off for more than two hours at a time or you will lose your powers and tail or the spell won’t work. You also have to believe the spell will work or else it won’t. I’ve seen its effects; it does work.

Anyone with more questions can post them on here in an entry and I will answer them as best as I can.

PS Boys can say this spell and have it work too. I think everything just takes a little longer for them

Answer 5

You're right, they do exist.  In fact I was fishing the other day and hooked one.  I gutted her, cooked and ate her, she tasted like catfish.

Answer 6

come on now, seriously. you have to stop this mermaid thing. They're not real! I really don't wanna be mean, but there's absolutely no reason in the world to believe that they're real! i mean just think about how the h**l they evolved? or do you think they're "magical"?

please , use the precious time of your life for something worthwhile, not mermaids