Who has more street cred Mike Tyson or that Leprechaun in the hood running around killing and biting people?

Question

Given the hight and reach disadvantage of the little Irish fighter, I think Mike might actually last past he first round, but when the teeth come out and the biting starts I think the Leprechaun would out bite Mike. I say the Leprechaun gets disqualified, and Mike wins on fouls.

Answer 1

GREAT matchup Blog. I think you know who i'm going for here. The Leprechaun. I know their fierce fighters because, you see, I was raised by a tribe of Leprechaun's. These guy's can FIGHT.

I see Mike in trouble early on, indeed very early on if he gets near their pot of gold, or especially their whiskey. Then Mike finds himself in a life and death struggle. Speed-Leprechaun, 3-4 bites to Mikes 1.

Also most people dont know but leprechauns are great low leg kickers( For some reason it always seems to be the ankle) With cracked ankle's, this completely takes Mike's mobility away.

Mike could try loudly singing the English National Anthem, to disrupt the Leprechaun's timing. But that could infuriate him only more.

"You can bring a horse to water but you cant make him drink.

I always say- "You can bring a Irishman to whiskey, but I DARE you to try and keep him from drinking."