Who has some excellent drinking toasts ?

Question

I'm looking for a bunch of drinking good quotes/toast. I want them in every shape and form, crude, funny, sexist, you name it.

Answer 1

"Here's to being single, seeing double and sleeping triple."

"May you always come more than you go."

Answer 2

"heres to you, as good as you are,

heres to me, as bad as I am,

but as good as you are and as bad  as i am,

im still as good as you are, as bad as i am."

cheers

Answer 3

Here’s to a long life and a happy one.

A quick death and an easy one.

A pretty girl and an honest one.

A cold beer and another one!

Answer 4

Champagne to our real friends. Real pain to our sham friends.

May you be in heaven an hour before the devil knows you're dead.

To Ninkasi (goddess of beer and brewing).

Answer 5

Over the lips, through the gums, look out stomach here it comes!!!

CHEERS.........

Answer 6

To virgins and lesbians...... Thanks for NOTHING!