Who has some "Real Men of Genius" ideas?

Question

I had some funny ideas for the Real Men of Genius commercials like:

Mr. Rubber Slogan Bracelet Maker (they make way too many of those things and hardly anyone reads what they say anyway).

Mr. MySpace Picture Over-Poster (some guys make a full documentary of their life with their myspace pictures).

Who else has something original?

Answer 1

Mr. Guy behind the TV reporter guy (you know the one hi Moming every 5 seconds)

Mr. Late night radio caller (see post on weird shows above:-)

Mr. bodily odors leaving man (you know the ones .. makes your eyes burn after leaving the bathroom)

Mr. coin on the ground collector (you know ..bend to pick up that penny cause it may go in the collection to make a whole dollar to by your beer at dollar beer night:-)

and last but not least...

Mr. I know everything in the world so I tell everyone what I know on yahoo answers (you know who they are....:-)

Answer 2

Mr locker room deodorizer guy.(you make life easier on all noses involved) even bloody ones.

Answer 3

Mr. Drivin' All Up On Your Bumper Guy

Mr. I Don't Really Need A Shopping Cart G.

Mr. Bumpin' My Beats Super Loud Guy

Mr. Saggin' My Pants Showin' My   Underwear Guy

I LOVE those commercials! They are sooo funny! They need to start doing some ladies like:

Ms. Heels Hangin' Over The Back Of Your Shoes Chic.    and

Ms. I Can Dress The Same As The Skinny Chics Lady.

Answer 4

Mr. Dumpster Diver Recycler

Mr. Droopy Drawers Wearer

Answer 5

Mister cut-off denim shorts wearer.

Mr. Fat Guy using the old peoples scooter at Wall Mart.

Mr. Free Sample Hog at Costco.