Who has the coolest Hockey Name?

Question

I always liked Sandis Ozolinsh, Alexander Ovechkin and Martin St. Louis.

Answer 1

Cindy (the crybaby) crosby

Answer 2

For an upset stomach, I like Antti Laaksonen.  

Satan is a good name too.  I remember the local TV sports guy showing a clip of Satan in a fight.  The reporter warned the other player: "Read the name !!  Don't mess with this guy!! "

Other cool sports names:

NFL: Da Bears had a defensive end named Richard Dent, great name for a guy that hits hard.

NFL: Eagles had a speedy WR named Mike Quick.

Answer 3

Jodey Shelley!

Answer 4

Saatanan Saatana of Slovakia is pretty good. Miroslav Satan is a close second.

Answer 5

I have several up for nomination and I hope I didn't mention any that already were ..

Rogatien Vachon

Patrick Flatley

Jordin Tootoo

Brendan Shanahan

Owen Nolan

Larry Playfair (the irony is that he didn't)

Steve Passmore (what an awful name for a goalie. "And one More puck Pass- es past Sieve, oops I mean Steve!")

Mikko Makela

Steve Shields

Patrick O'Sullivan (can you find me a more Irish name than that?)

Link Gaetz

Peter Lappin (lapin, with one P means rabbit in french. It's also a very popular beer over in Finland = "Lapin Kulta" which means "The Golden Beer of Lapland" in Finnish)

Marc Bureau (this one has special meaning to me. Ask if you want to know why)

Darcy Wakaluk

Jeff Beukeboom (now how is it that NONE of you have mentioned him what with all the "BOOM!" going on in here)

Cosmo Dupaul

Sheldon Kannegiesser

Mike Krushelynski

Tony Twist (remember that Hockey Digest on the goons in 91-92 with Stephane Richer on the cover, where they spoke of how "his opponents tend to Twist and Shout!"

Eric Nesterenko

Jarkko Kekkalainen

Peter Sidorkiewicz

Rich Pilon (it's not pronounced Pylon mind you, but I can imagine someone unable to say French names thinking that)

Craig Coxe

Clark Donatelli

Jan Erixon (I can imagine someone purposely mispronoucing that as Giant Ere**tion)

but the ultimate has to be - even though I am not a fan of his team:

BoB Beers of the Boston Bruins, and get this, he played on the Blueline.

a couple more:

Tony Hrkac

Tie Domi (with those letters, you get Me Idiot)

Answer 6

Harry d**k...

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harry_Dick_...

Answer 7

I call Sandis The Great Oz. If you ever have the pleasure of meeting him call him that and you'll get a big grin.

A---Sandis Ozolinsh

Answer 8

Satan is insane.

But for some reason I've ALWAYS had a thing for LeCavalier.

It's such a hot name. And he's hot and so talented too.

He's amazing.

I speak french, and I just love the way that name sounds.

I love saying it.

Answer 9

I always like Dwayne Roloson...Roli the Goalie!

heeeh ...simple things amuse me, i'm sorry.

Yzerman is an awesome name!

Answer 10

Miroslav Satan. No other name even comes close to that.

lmao.

Answer 11

Radek Bonk always made me laugh.

Answer 12

It's not cool, but it's hillarious - Ron Tugnutt.

I've always liked the names Vincent Lecavalier and Martin St. Louis.  Miroslav Satan is just badass.

Answer 13

I've always liked Maxim Afinogenov, Miroslav Satan, Raitis Ivanans, and Vitaly Vishnevsky....thought they were pretty original, lol.

Answer 14

Jamie Langenbrunner or Vladimir Konstantinov

Answer 15

Favorite:

1. Guillaume Latendresse

2. Wojtek Wolski

3. Rostislav Olesz

4. Jack Johnson

5. Henrik Lundqvist

Honorable mention:

Gary Roberts

Least Favorite:

1. Glen Metropolit

2. Garnet Exelby

3. Blair Betts

4. Marty Reasoner

5. Boyd Devereaux

Dishonorable mention:

Patrick Rissmiller

Edit: habs_fan - Shane O'Brien is a very Irish name, but you are right, Patrick O'Sullivan beats them all.

Answer 16

Danny Heatley is a pretty sweet name, and you've gotta love Miroslav Satan come Halloween

Answer 17

Satan; hands down

Answer 18

ovechkin or malkin they are both interesting !

Answer 19

Wacey Rabbit of the Boston Bruins.

Answer 20

Dustin Byfuglien

Answer 21

I think Anze Kopitar is cool, but Satan is also awesome.

Answer 22

Jochen Hecht

Answer 23

-Andy Moog

Answer 24

Darius Kasparitis

Answer 25

Of current players, I like Ovechkin...

Past Players...

Hakan Loob

Kjosti Karjalainen

Per Djoos (sounds like pear juice)

Darren Rumble (who can argue that "Rumble" isn't fitting for hockey)

Luciano Borsato

Sergio Momesso

....best forward line combination... Smolinski, Czerkawski and Stumpel (sounds like a law firm).

Answer 26

Miroslav Satan, no question about it!