Who has the funniest pickup line?

Question

i love hearing the pickup lines that some people come up with..what is your best pickup line??

Answer 1

i wont hurt you, you probally wont feel a thing ;-) then ill fall asleep

hope you get it

Answer 2

Don't walk into that building -- the sprinklers might go off!

Answer 3

We've heard this

Dayuuuummmmm Girl.

What's yo' 7 digits

Wait.

TENN including yo' Area code.

Answer 4

"Do you have a keg in your pants?"

"No why?"

"cause id like to tap that"

the word of the day is legs. lets go back to my place and spread the word.

Answer 5

I was blinded by your beauty so I'm going to need your name and number for insurance reasons!

If you were the new burger at Mcdonalds you would be the McGorgeous!

Are you a parking ticket? You got fine written all over you!

Answer 6

we've got chemistry, so understand my biology and let's get physical!

or are you form tennesee(i cnat spell tenesse) cause you're the only ten i see.

Answer 7

How much does a polar bear weigh?

"I dunno"

Enough to break the ice.  Hi, I'm _______

Or..

Is that a shotgun in your coat, or are you just happy to see me

Answer 8

hey nice legs

what time do they open.  

Answer 9

haha I don't use pickup lines but here are some that have been used on me (and haven't worked):

-Hey, are you taking any appilcations for a boyfriend?

-I lost my number...Can I have yours?

-Hi, I'm Mr. Right. Someone said you were looking for me?

-d**n, I’m glad I’m not blind

-Well, here I am. What are your other 2 wishes?

Answer 10

I don't know about the funniest but corny yes...lol

You love me but you don't know it yet.

Answer 11

If you were my homework, I'd do you every night

Answer 12

That outfit is terrible! Take it off right now!

Answer 13

Your eyes are bluer than the water in my toilet.

I hope I'm not being forward, but do you mind if I chew on your butt?

Answer 14

Do you like water?

(then the person says yes)

then you'd like 70% of my body