Who hates sitting on cold as toilet seats early in the morning? LOL

Question

when it's freezing temperatures and you have no choice but to plant you bare naked ace on that seat.

Answer 1

Wear a dressing gown and when your on the toilet pull your pants up to the edge of the toilet it keeps you warm as!

Answer 2

Defiantly me!! that cold feeling that runs through your body..

But hey gotta do what u gotta do...

Answer 3

Haaaa..too bad you aren't a "dinosour" like me at 52..When i was young, raised in Central texas we didn't even have a bathroom inside..we had an outhouse in the country...Have a "blue northern kick in at 3 am in the morning and have to go outside in sleet and walk 100 feet minimum to the outhouse to use ta "hump a loaf'..Your arz won't hardly feel the cold seat for your already frozen numb just getting there..not to mention dripping wet etc..

Answer 4

I do but check this out http://www.nextag.com/toilet-seat-warmer... it's a toilet seat warmer!!!

Answer 5

I put toilet paper down on the seat. Haha.

Answer 6

its better than sitting on a warm toilet seat...because then you know someones bare *** was just there.

Answer 7

ME!

Answer 8

Its nice when someone else has just been there because its warm, but then you realise how sick that is and get freaked out.

Answer 9

I sleep with lectric blanket so am ready to give up a few rearend degrees by morning!

Answer 10

haha don't we all...

Answer 11

i don't sit, i squat. its more natural and better for your bowels

Answer 12

Lol me.

What a random question.