Who in the h**l ever told men that women would like to have?

Question

a p***s. I rather like people not knowing when I'm horny. I certainly like not thinking about s*x all day or accidently sitting on my nether parts. No embarassing premature ejaculations or people threatening to castrate me yay. People don't walk the other direction when they see me and I don't have to leave the house if little girls are having a sleepover. I don't run the risk of having to sleep on the couch or getting my private parts kicked or well you get the point.

Answer 1

I agree; it's 100% bull. It's the same as assuming men would like b*****s. Would they really want to wear a bra, then have their babies clamp on them to feed? I think not!

Answer 2

Sigmund Freud invented p***s envy. Of course he was taking the drug opium and had mental problems including a mother fixation.

The only people that talk about p***s envy are men strangely...

Answer 3

well i always wish that i could switch bodies with my husband for 24 hrs just so i can know what its like to have one. to see what the big deal is about recieving oral s*x and just having s*x with a woman period. it has to be an amazing experience for guys to act the way they do. i want to experience my body the way my husband does and see if its all he says it is

Answer 4

Its a toss up between Freud and the strap-on manufacturers.

Pun intended.

That and we dont end up sitting on them. Trust me sitting on certain part of that chunk of anatomy would be most uncomfortable.

We dont have to leave the house if little girls are sleeping over in family. Most dont. However we have to be aware that certain people may coach them into saying twisted things and skewed stats that claim men abusing children go against us. It may simply wise to never be there.

People generally dont threaten us with castration. Its just an easy procedure when compared to women. We dont have to have a complex about. Plus where many of us have significant strength it would be unwise to try to do so against our will.

We dont always have to sleep on the sofa - actually quite often I'd imagine thats more down to a guy putting her on pedestal. Why should I sleep on the sofa becuase its your time of the month and you dont want someone sleeping with you? Or anything else Im not responsible for.

We dont think about s*x all day. Many of us just say that we do because we know theres no point arguing with your expectations that you have convinced yourself of.

Ok premature ejac can be bugger if you get that problem.

Ok displaying that we are horney isnt always useful.

You have 2 good points. Much of the rest is based on prejudice (maybe not yours originally but you do seem to have  adopted it).

Answer 5

Freud.

Answer 6

Was a guy named Sigmund Freud.

That guy also thought the reason that guys have problems is that they wanted to f*** their mother when they were a baby.  

Just imagining that toddler in his crib thinking to himself, "d**n, I´d love to f*** that horny b****" probably tells you this guy´s name is probably best pronounced Sickman Fraud.

Answer 7

The first person who made this claim is said to be Sigmund Freud, and early practitioner of psycho analysis.

Much of his work has been rigorously refuted since he first proposed his theories, over 100 years ago, and today his adherents tend to focus on other elements of his teachings (such as behavioural protocols for professionals) and things that are more useful, now that our understanding of the science he helped pioneer has advanced.

However, please don't buy into the media stereotypes of men!

Many guys are taught to feel vulnerable to attack and exposure of their sexual thoughts, however innocent, in the same way girls are made to feel shamed by perfectly natural body functions.

I agree I certainly would NOT want a p3nis, but a lot of this stuff is just shaming and guilt tripping each other, we can't help how we were born.

Best wishes :-)

Answer 8

i didnt tell them , and i disagree with most of what you said

Answer 9

Ok, I never heard of a woman wanting a p***s.  Actually, I think having a ding a ling is a curse.  Being constantly plagued by lust isn't fun.  The only time I feel free of my sexual desires is if I'm on some type of a depressant.  One of the reasons I enjoy them.

But besides that I'd rather have a p***s over a v****a any day.  At least I don't have to wear a clothe pad or stick something up it to absorb monthly leakage.  And thank god I don't have to pass anything like 5 times bigger than the hole through it.  So you keep yours and surely I'ma keep mine.  LOL.  This was very entertaining.