Did Geronimo wake up from a dream one morning with a vision?
OK, Hiawatha, you start a fire. Keemosabe, you grind up some tobacco leaves. Tonto, you fetch some birch bark. Sitting Bull, roll up some tobacco powder into that birch bark. Now, Dances with Wolves, shove that smart stick into your mouth. Hiawatha, light it in on fire. Everybody stand back. OK Dances with Wolves, inhale slowly and tell us what happens!
How did somebody figure all that out for the first time?
It's easier for me to understand the Egyptian pyramids than to to understand the invention of smoking.
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