Who is Horsemanspal???

Question

If hes a trainer, whats his name?

Will he give me some tips??

Will he give me a job, as a GIANT apprentice???

and finally - when is a pixie not a pixie????

Answer 1

horsemans pal was a 2 bit trainer in the 90s. i wouldnt let him train my dog. There was one horse in particular that never won a race for him but went to M Pipe and then won 3 on the bounce. He thinks hes great at everything but i think hes a numpty. Apart from that hes an ok guy.

PS come to me if you need tips

Answer 2

my friend,i used to train in the uk for over 25 years and i now live in china.its no good me giving you tips as there is no gambling allowed on mainland china.i would willingly find you a job over here as giant apprentices are thin on the ground!,and finally i have no clue about the pixie question,but i am sure you have.be lucky.

this will be the last time i stoop to answer bernard s,you say,rightly that a horse i had went to win 3 for m.pipe.what you dont know is the circumstances.the horse was sent to me by the owner ,i taught it to jump,got it fit to race and we ran it a few times to find out the correct distance it needed to win.all was going to plan when the owner had a horse with pipe get killed.the owners wife was very upset at this and asked if i minded sending the horse i had to martin as she then could visit it easily ,she was not very mobile.i of course agreed wholheartedly.the horse went from my yard as fit as a flea and ready to race.the fact that martin won 3 on the bounce was very good news all round ,both for the owner and me as i got a nice bonus.

  if ,as you say,you have been around the game for years,why dont you recall the day i sent a horse to notingham and beat martins hot favourite in the trial hurdle,i was a young trainer then and if you can read easily you would have seen it made the entire back page of the sporting life.martin pipe was and still would be a great trainer,but he would be the 1st person to aknowledge the facts surrounding the horse you picked out.i was training for over 25 years and if thats your best argument then give up.i could go on but you are seriously showing the depth of your ignorance and i have no wish to show you up any further for the undoubted pillock you are.

Answer 3

who are you?

your a nobody, so who cares, were here to talk about horse racing, not whos who, if its over your head, gtf