Who is a better two-way player.....?

Question

Sid Crosby or Angelina Jolie?

Let's see:

- Both of them get a lot of scoring chances.

- They've each won the praises of their peers and the media.

- Some say they are both overexposed.

- One has a better beard than the other.

- One of them "wears the pants" in the family.

IDK, it's too close for me to judge.....you?

Answer 1

Angelina,  she can changes diapers,

Crosby still wears them.

There you have it...  

Angelina =MVP  If you know what I mean.

Answer 2

Bill..One was constantly seen making out with Billy Bob Thornton and the other was in "Tomb Raider" and "Girl,Interrupted".Too close to call for me.

Answer 3

No idea, but I'd love for Angelina to ditch Brad for a day an spend time wih me!

They are similar in every way, except Crosby has a microscopic beard and attracts all the girls, while Angelina Jolie has no facial hair an attracts teenaged dudes like myself.

Answer 4

Angelina for sure. when she gets a chance, she scores. She also gets more chances to score. Plus she would knock Syndey on her butt, like Datsyuk did.

Answer 5

Angelina

her pair is better than any pair Sid could come up with

not to mention i'd much rather see her go both ways

Answer 6

When they have it with each other I will have my final decision.

edit- Ahh I forgot Crosby's tictac still needs to develop.

Bill- We all know someguy will say  "This is a stupid question beacuse Angelina isn't a hockey player!"

Answer 7

That don't make no sense

Answer 8

I heard Angie goes both ways, so it must be her.

Answer 9

well sidney crosby is a good offensive player but if sidney crosby was a little indian boy angelina could adopt sidney crosby and own him...

Answer 10

you're right... angelina DOES have a nice beard!