Who is going to mend le pissoir ?

Question

Hi persons,

I know it is a line from 'Allo 'Allo, a fine series, but in Paris last week, someone, not me, knocked over a street "pissoir", and there was a bloke in it having a wee.

Fits of mirth as a Gendarme arrrived on the plot in Rue St. Sebastapol, the French bloke was extracted from the puddle, unhurt but soggy.

What would you do in these cicumstaces, exept stand around and take a photo ?

Bob

Answer 1

OH DEAR ! What is the chance of it being on you tube.

I think I would just be embarrassed for the poor chap.

Answer 2

.....      Call  KENNY .....   !!

Answer 3

Someone could have asked him if he was okay before the

police arrived.