Who is my father? Can you help me find my father?

Question

I was born in a desert and became a farmer. Then I moved to a big city, please help me find my daddy, thanks.

Answer 1

Your dad is a Taiwanese prosta-dude.  He usually work's nights but sometimes he work's the swing-shift.  Ask either one of your two current dad's to explain.

Answer 2

Don't kiss any girls, it could be your sister.

Answer 3

Use the force young one.

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Answer 4

well yahoo answers is one way you can find your father ;)

Answer 5

Dark Vader is your father.  

Answer 6

My son!

Where have you been?!

I've been looking for you

ever since!

Fate has resided in my years,

and I wasn't expecting to find my son in Yahoo Answers,

Tony, come and meet your father soon my boy.

Sincerely,

Your Father.

P.S. I love you my son.  :-)